I'm all for cheating. This is war. But to slaughter them at a wedding...  Explain to me why it is more noble to kill 10,000 men in battle than a dozen at dinner.


Week 1's Tight End Kingslayer

Austin Hooper- $3,000

This season is supposed to be Hooper's coming out party.  He's entering year two and according to both his coach and quarterback he is primed to become a much larger part of the offense. Even if he only produces a 5/50 line he will have earned his cost. 


Highgarden

Delanie Walker- $4,300

Oakland is notroiously bad versus tight ends and Walker is a consistent producer who should get a few red zone looks. 

Middle Earth

Zach Ertz- $3,500

He's coming off back to back 70+ catch, 800+ yard seasons and he's only $3,500?  

Don't try this at home

George Kittle- $2,500

Trying to squeeze Antonio Brown and David Johnson into the same line-up?  Go with Kittle as your super cheap option.  He's starting in San Fran and he's a talented rookie.