And if the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this: whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like living.


Week 1 Kingslayer Pick of the Week

Falcons- $3,300

They are an up and coming defense and they get Ichabod Crane without his head and his only decent receiver.



Houston- $3,800

J.J. Watt, Whitney Mercilus, Jadeveon Clowney and the flood.  Blame Bortles!

Middle Earth

Steelers- $3,600

Deshone Kizer's first NFL start.  The Cleveland Browns.  

Don't try this at home


The Cards are always a legitimate threat to score a defensive or special teams touchdown and the Lions now have the turnstile Greg Robinson at left tackle.