Deshaun Watson-QB Texans

22 women allegedly assaulted and none go to the police? Instead they are rounded up by a lying lawyer, file lawsuits, and then decide to go to the police? Police investigate for 4 months, no charges. NFL investigates for 4 months, no suspension or Commisioner's Exempt list? Plaintiff's attorney wants to settle, Watson says no way? Most of the allegations aren't even actionable, as the women say he brushed against them when he turned over. This looks like a fish and smells like a fish, so trade him to the fish!

James Robinson- RB, Jaguars

Is Robinson the most undervalued player early in the draft process? We say, YES! The dude shows up as a rookie in 2020 (on a terrible team) and posts over 1,400 yards from scrimmage and 10 touchdowns, while rolling a 4.5 YPC clip. He's going in the 2nd or 3rd round in 2021, right? Try rounds 6-8. We get that Travis Etienne is now in the mix, but Coach Dilbert says they're going to use Etienne in a hybrid role, using him as a receiver. This could be a Mark Ingram/Alvin Kamara situation from the past few years where both were startable running backs. Our advice: If Robinson is available in the 6th round, take him.

Sony Michel-RB, Patriots

Michel is at times going undrafted. The former first round pick (who was taken ahead of Nick Chubb) has been on a bad team, and still averaged 4.3 YPC and posted two 900+ rushing yard seasons in three years. He was an excellent receiver in college but has barely been used in the passing game at New England on totalling 26 catches. If he gets traded to the Rams, watch for a breakout year.

Malcolm Brown- RB Dolphins

Brown is being overlooked as a late round pick. The Dolphins signed him to back up Myles Gaskin, who is a small back who probably shouldn't be touching the ball 20+ times a game like he did in 2020 when he was injured. Don't be surprised if Brown (or Salvon Ahmed) make several starts as the 17-game marathon in 2021 rolls along.

Aaron Rodgers- QB, Packers

Sooo...the Packers front office is clueless. Rodgers will come back and play one lackluster year and then waive bye-bye for minimal value.

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Buzz Nutter- A player who thinks silly things and/or behaves in bizarre ways. They may also be referred to as a Macadamia, Pistachio, Cashew, Honey Roasted (if they got arrested with a woman), Butter Nut, Roasted Nut (if they're stoned when they do something stupid), Mixed Nuts (if a group of players do something daft), Coconut (if they're Hispanic) or an Almond Joy because everyone knows they've got nuts.