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Tyreek Hill- WR, Chiefs
Tyreek Hill is probably going to be WR1 this year.  I don't mean a WR1, I mean the WR1.  Like forget Antonio Brown and Deandre Hopkins.  As a rookie he had 12 touchdowns on only 85 scrimmage touches. No joke.  The most explosive player in NFL history.  Antonio Brown has never had production remotely resembling that.  Julio jones gets 100-plus catches a year and his career high is 10 touchdowns.  Last year Hill proved he was a star, posting over 1,100 receiving yards with Alex Smith at tosser. We like everyone on the Chiefs this year.  Bad defense.  Gunslinging tosser with one of the best arms in NFL history.  Pro Bowl tight end. Pro Bowl running back.  WR2 who can stretch the field.  Make sure you have a Chief on your team.
Chris Godwin- WR, Buccaneers
Get him while you can.  Godwin was undrafted in most leagues.  In his last three games dating back to last year, he has 250 yards and 2 TDs.  Players and coaches have been raving about him since early in his rookie season.  China Doll Desean Jackson is in the concussion protocol.  Jameis Winston will be back soon.  Do the math.
Joe Mixon- RB Bengals

Joe Mixon might be a top 5 pick in the 2019 fantasy draft.  He was the highest rated running back we've ever had coming out of the draft and he's in a great situation with a rebuilt offensive line.  I'd trade Le'veon Bell for him in a heartbeat.

Nick Chubb- RB, Browns
Chubb did nothing week one and his fantasy value is dropping.  Find out who in your league has him and get him as a throw in.  You'll be thanking us in a few weeks.
Green Bay Packers Running Backs
They stink in fantasy.  Unload them if you still can.  People probably still think Aaaron Jones will be a star after next week.  Get what you can for him unless your a glutton for inconsistent usage fantasy punishment.
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Pearls of wisdom from the doctor.

The idea that Jerry Jones, who voted for a guy who said John McCain wasn't a war hero because he got caught, is commenting on respect for servicemen is quite the joke, in a hypocritical sort of way.  The idea that an old married guy who was in a bathroom sexually assaulting strippers a few years ago is commenting about respect in any form is likewise funny.