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Ezekiel Elliot- RB, Cowboys
The Matriculator can prepare you for your fantasy draft because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.  Read: A Lot of What Ifs, What Fors and What Have Yous.
Isaiah Crowell- RB, Jets
The Jets are going to be terrible and Crowell might be the last starting running back drafted. He's a decent value starting around the sixth round.
Kelvin Benjamin- WR Bills

Avoid all Bills at all costs.  Benjamin is talking jack about Cam Newton, who provided Benjamin with what will be the best year of his career.  Lesean McCoy will likely be suspended and we doubt he ever plays an NFL game again. The Bills will be the worst offense in 2018, and probably by a large margin.

Devonta Freeman- RB, Falcons
Freeman has fallen into the second round in every mock draft we've seen, and we're not sure why.  He's been a top five back for two of the last three seasons and posted a nice 1,200 yard, 8 TD season last year while missing two games.  If you have a late first round pick he needs to be on the radar.
Hayden Hurst- TE, Ravens
Joe Flacco loves him some tight end.  Hurst should be the Ravens top tight end and could easily post mid-tier TE1 numbers similar to players like Jimmy Graham and Kyle Rudolph who will be drafted much higher.
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Pearls of wisdom from the doctor.

The idea that Jerry Jones, who voted for a guy who said John McCain wasn't a war hero because he got caught, is commenting on respect for servicemen is quite the joke, in a hypocritical sort of way.  The idea that an old married guy who was in a bathroom sexually assaulting strippers a few years ago is commenting about respect in any form is likewise funny.