NFL Mock Draft

2016 Re-Draft

Our 2016 Re-Draft will cause cognitive dissonance. Michael Thomas and Jared Goff didn't even make the top 5.

Russell Wilson- QB, Seahawks

The top ten highest paid quarterbacks are, in order: Garoppolo, Stafford, Carr, Luck, Rodgers, Newton, Ryan, Dalton, Smith and Wilson. Only one of the top ten is going to make the playoffs: The GOAT, Russell Wilson.

Sony Michel- RB. Patriots

James White has been the first Patriots running back since Sam Bam Cunningham to be fantasy money. Wait a minute, Bam was around long before fantasy ever existed. So White has been the only Patsy RB to be fantasy money under the Cheater. But Rex Burkhead, a/k/a Rudy, is back and whiter than ever. That is a concern. Even so, the Fins have been weak against the run and it seems Michel is due, and cheap. Kind of like my girlfriend.

Stephon Diggs- WR, Vikings

Opposing coaches know who the best receiver on the Vikings is. In spite of Adam Thielen's second consecutive massive season, Diggs still draws the double teams. Diggs is trending as WR 20 while Thielen is in the top 10. Take Diggs and save the money for another spot.

Demaryius Thomas- WR Texans

In four games with the Texans, BeyBey has a modest 10-131-2. He's caught 10-13 passes and is due to open up the can on the Colts this weekend. Roll the dice with him and you might win $1 million.

In Vino Articles

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2018 Matriculator Draft Rankings

2015 Re-Draft

Pearls of wisdom from the doctor.

Remember about 4 years ago when we offered to take over for Thomas Dimitroff? We said we could get the Falcons their first Super Bowl victory, maybe two, and we were right. We called Aaron Donald (the greatest defensive player in NFL history) the greatest player in NFL history. The Falcons took Jake Mathews instead. Well Artie has hired the Son of Matriculator and tried to hire Daughter of Matriculator, but he continues to miss the boat. To use a soccer phrase: Sort it Out!